Meet Lin Chong, Dong Assistant

A lesson in air-head.

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Mime is not supposed to give you a little ‘cake’ (cake, as in a delicious treat stored in your pants).

Many sources have reported Belgian senate candidate Tania Derveaux’s campaign promise to dispense 40,000 BJ’s should she get elected. An overdose dose of vitamin P for any cocksmith, even assuming Derveaux’s taking lessons in burying her dignity ingesting random schlong from notorious penile gourmand Paris Hilton.

Thus it’s no surprise to discover Tania has a helper, Lin Chong, and a pleasant result to note she is:

  1. Cuter than Tania.
  2. Giving demos of her yogurt farming technique on YouTube (soon to be followed by your tube).

As YouGle doesn’t like the porn, I’ve grabbed the video before ‘The Man’ sees it in case it suddenly disappears. I present it here for your masturbatory amusement but don’t ask me if it’s work safe I have no idea. Mime is not supposed to give you a little ‘cake’ (cake, as in a delicious treat stored in your pants).

Cock the vote.

(N.B. Porn featuring invisible man-ass is hot.)

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