The Daily Mail is predictably outraged by new UK ‘reality’ show ‘Virgin School‘ which puports to follow loser virgin James Reilly, 26, during his three month quest to ‘learn the art of intimacy’ at a sex school in Amsterdam.

While Channel 4 admit only 4% of people remain virgins past 25, James isn’t presented as an abnormality, unless you consider treating what should be a personal decision like a crisis which requires special training by an elite cadre of foreign fucking experts.

The show is a surreal and mildly exploitative look at a very odd dude. He claims never to have touched a breast or shared a bed with any woman except his mother (he said it so don’t shoot the messenger). As for masturbation? Not so much. Thus we get to see someone it’s almost impossible for any normal male to relate to, being taught how to masturbate by a 58 year old woman who he later loses his virginity too.

The man’s a Panda clearly not destined to send his genes into the next generation. This is a freak show.

The tragic kicker?

“Although he has not had sex since, James said the show had boosted his confidence.”

Kill yourself James. Kill yourself now.

Torrents here.

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Jodie Marsh.

When a glamour model has to resort to reality TV in order to find a mate something is very wrong. Jodie Marsh, who appears to indulge the same surgeon as Jenna Jameson and is rumored to have put the stink in skank, is taking her search for a wifebeater to MTV, because a televised competition to decide who enters your pussy is clearly the smartest way to start a lifelong relationship.

Joking aside, that wedding dress says, I’m not just a pair of tits, respect me for who I am. I predict a long and happy marriage.

Congratulations Jodie!!!

(via The Superficial)

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