‘Slut UPS girl’ is more job-description than costume, but let’s not balk at the ability of America’s young women to find the trash in professions their forbears fought to participate in as equals.

Being dressed in brown is a tough look to pull off but the sheer volume of strumpet here seems to be having a positive cumulative effect on me.

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V magazine is one of the large format fashion/music/art tomes which have cleverly usurped porn and lad-mags as the best source for high-quality erotic material. For fans of legs (my hand is up), and lingerie (both hands up, typing with my cock) their lingerie shoot is everything Playboy wants to be and isn’t; non-nude, sexy as hell and artistically relevant.

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According to practitioners of Christian Domestic Discipline:

A Christian Domestic Discipline marriage is one that is set up according to Biblical standards; that is, the husband is the authority in the household. The wife is submissive to her husband as is fit in the Lord and her husband loves her as himself. He has the ultimate authority in his household, but it is tempered with the knowledge that he must answer to God for his actions and decisions. He has the authority to spank his wife for punishment, but in real CDD marriages this is taken very seriously and usually happens only rarely. CDD is so much more than just spanking. It is the husband loving the wife enough to guide and teach her, and the wife loving the husband enough to follow his leadership. A Christian marriage embodies true romance and a Christian man a true hero.

A cynic might say telling a woman she exists to cook, fuck and get spanked in the service of God – who on earth is conveniently delegating all discipline and pleasure to her husband – could be perverted by crazy people with less than Godly intentions. How the hell do these guys pull this off? I once told a date I was getting text-messages from the Thundercats telling me to chain her to the bed and give her a rum and coke enema and she called the police. Maybe I should have invested in some crotchless pantaloons and set the mood properly?

(If you find and CDD porn you know where to send it)

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For those who don’t speak the French that title reads, eat me, fuck me, love me, spank me, tie me up – as do the slogans on these gift-wrapped ‘French Lesson’ panties by Kiki De Montparnasse.

Can you tell I’m doing some last-minute shopping? These aren’t going to arrive in time but fuck it. The day I meet a set of hot quintuplets I’ll be glad I can dress them in these and easily tell them apart.

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