Jolene Anderson in peaches.
…sinking my tumescent baby canon into two tons of peachy ass…
Ella Bache skincare have made a 12 metre long (that’s about 35 pounds, or 7 years, my American friends) statue of the nude Jolene Anderson out of fruit, to remind Sydney’s women that their products will make fruit bats land on them and eat their peachy soft tits.
Jolene’s part of the cast of ‘All Saints’, an Australian drama set in the fertile crescent at the start of the first century which follows the love-lives of the disciples wives.
I think.
Now I’ve Googled Jolene I’m wondering if sinking my tumescent baby canon into two tons of peachy ass could feel better than doing the same to Ms. Anderson (Jolene, email me?).
What! If advertising statue-rape is wrong I don’t want to be right (ask anyone at Disneyland Paris).
I’d like to take a bite out of that peach, if you know what I’m sayin’.
So the peaches have to be sprayed down with something so they don’t get all moldy right?