Though I’m sure it’s not new, this photo of Nuts 20 hottest models is new to me and I’m wondering if any of you lot can name them all (starting at 12 O’clock/180 with the brunette)?

They look ready for the ultimate foot-job which would be arousing if I could work out how to make 400 toes into a slick high-friction ring. I think I’d have to use rubber-bands but the rest isn’t yet clear.

Hazel Dooney’s Toys

Hazel Dooney is an Australian painter of erotica who happens to blog in a way which is inclined to make you like her more and not less (which is the the point).

After writting about her collection of sex-toys she began to receive more by mail. These examples are notable for including a Virgin Mary butt-plug and a Buddha dildo, in opposition to the ‘Mary where it’s hairy, Buddha in the bum’ rule we all grew up with.

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When homosexuality was illegal in the UK, John Maynard Keynes kept a coded diary of his activities. The code’s simplicity, which uses ‘C’, ‘W’ and ‘A’ to denote events, hasn’t stopped the discussion about its meaning fierce.

C = child, W = woman and A = adult makes a lot of sense to me.

The people at More Intelligent Life (the website of the Economist spin-off) have many other ideas…

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Regular readers will be glad to know I’ve now found Kyla Cole. In fact she found me, via Facebook. Go technology.

Via Kyla, I found Oliver Spillebout who has a ‘might-now-be-his-girlfriend’ load of photos of Kyla, along with other high-end smut. His taste in models is uniformly crazy-hot. We approve.

A lighter hand on the PhotoShop would be appreciated. Still worth a browse.

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I pity anyone who is surprised to discover that ‘research’ sponsored by people who make money chopping the tips of infant boys cocks-off turns out not to support the beneficial effects of an unnecessary surgery.

The health reasons used to support male circumcision ranks with ‘Amputee criminals pick fewer pockets’ and ‘Eunuchs are seldom rapists’ as an argument to take a knife to a baby.

So let’s all expect some more pro-circumcision drivel any second… damn. It’s already in Wikipedia.

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Kyla Cole courtesy of TGP.

The best of this week’s sex-blogs by the bloggers who blog them.

This Week’s Picks
A Fable

“They start touching her, gingerly at first, wondering what magic is in her.”

Fiction: The Island Princess and the Monkeys Who Tie Knots
“You naughty, naughty, NAUGHTY monkeys!”

Sexy Is In Your Mind
“Sexy is an attitude and really all in your mind.”

Mr. Sugasm Himself
Chickipedia

Editor’s Choice
Take a walk on the wild side.

More Sugasm
Join the Sugasm

See also: Fleshbot’s Sex Blog Roundup each Tuesday and Friday.

The Mainichi Daily News, my breakfast read, reports that vaginal ejaculation disorder affects 70% of Japanese males. Men with the condition can’t decorate the warm room, having to finish by hand. Or kick the cat (which isn’t a metaphor but could be). Supposedly it’s a byproduct of masturbatory techniques which don’t feel like a vagina.

So that’s all of them then.

I suspect the article is just a link-bait/poor-research pie - but without that what would be left on the internet?

NB: I have no idea if the accompanying illustration, reposted here, is an ad or a cover photo. I don’t speak Mainichi.

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Getting Kyla Cole to do your bidding is now possible without knowledge of her whereabouts and bondian reserves of charm , her avatar’s the star of “GODS: Lands of Infinity, Special Edition”. As games which sound like bands you’d never listen to it seems pretty standard. Monsters, swords, wizards etc. A reviewer describes it thus:

“GODS: Lands of Infinity follows the story of a hot chick that was once a god, but now has lost her powers and must start over from the beginning.”

Hot chicks have always had a god-like ability to bend me to their will. I don’t know why she needs any other powers. It must be harder to be hot from within a suit of armor.

Kyla Cole

I stand corrected. It’s hard to be hot in armor unless you leave the trousers at home and set the ensemble off with heels.

Kyla talks about the game here. Don’t watch it unless you’ve got time to Google Zuzana Tutterova. My god what is it with Slovak women…?

The full game’s available for download and there’s a free demo online too.

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Maxim Dikunov’s stallion.

Maxim Dikunov’s 3.5 metre tall, 3 ton, stallion, Yaryzh, in the yard of Yar Hotel, in the Russian town of Voronezh symbolizes:

a) The beauty of industry.
b) The struggle between nature and civilization.
c) A man-cocked horse.

B’s correct and I answered c, guess I’m not terribly artistic.

“When the sculptor’s father was asked about the stallion’s human sex organ he said ‘It is just a matter of nature and people should not stick noses in it.’”

So there you have it. Don’t put your nose in the cock. Sound advice.

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Everyone knows snuff is an urban myth. A bogieman invented when, well… how did it come to pass?

Until I saw this documentary I was sure there was a movie called ‘Snuff’ made in South America and mistakenly taken for real in Europe. Turns out I’m full of shit. Truth is the legend began with the murder of Sharon Tate by Charles Manson, rumored to have been filmed and then hidden, and grew as people started to cash in by making (terribly cheesy) films purporting to show murder.

The FBI define ’snuff’ as movies which are commercially distributed, designed to sexually gratify, and contain murder for the purpose of production value. Filming a death doesn’t count unless the person’s been killed in order to make the movie possible, and the movie’s then sold on.

The most famous ‘video nasty’ of my childhood, ‘Faces of Death‘ claims to show real killings but isn’t snuff. Most would say it’s not snuff because it’s all fake but the truth is more depraved. ‘Faces’ contains real film of deaths which has been sexed-up with inserts and cut scenes to add drama.

If you find any of this half as morbidly fascinating as I do, find 47 minutes and watch the doc below. Truly pornducational and less exploitative than you’d think.

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