Viggo Mortensen

Lessons in hotcockfuology.

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The study of what happens to your acorn when kung-fu’ing in a steam room (Hotcockfuology) will never be the same.

My female friends tell me Viggo’s about the hottest 50 year-old alive. This has only been helped by his fully nude fight scene in Eastern Promises, which has just been nominated for an Oscar.

I think it should get a Nobel. The study of what happens to your acorn when kung-fu’ing in a steam room (Hotcockfuology) will never be the same.

Don’t know what I’m talking about? Enjoy…

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