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The best of this week’s sex blogs by the bloggers who blog them.

This Week’s Picks
If She Were Here
“I licked him behind his ear the way I know it drives him crazy.”

Quickie
“Their eyes locked for a full minute, with neither moving, nor speaking, and the lust flowing between almost tangible in its intensity.”

The Devastator
“She walked over to me, and pressed her warm mouth against mine.”

Mr. Sugasm Himself
Orgasmic Childbirth

Editor’s Choice
Cause and Effect

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More evidence that bananas remain the comedy fruit.

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Andre 3000, Big Boi, much ass.

Max, Italy, has posted a mini-retrospective of glamour shots by David LaChapelle. My Italian begins and ends with “Goaaal!” so I can’t help you with the context but it’s LaChapelle, yes Pam’s included and yes, there are boys for boys who like boys.

Can’t anyone in porn persuade a celeb to do what they do so happily in the name of art? I vote for lobbying Kate Beckinsdale.

Happy New Year - after brief trips to Vegas, LA and Vancouver normal(ish) service will resume shortly…

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Kate Moss

I received a dispatch from the Itty Bitty Titty Committee informing me I had to make this post or lose my charter membership.

Though I love the tiny ones, Kate’s not on my ‘must hit’ list because I suspect her drug addled secretions might corrode my penis and have heard she has the intellectual depth of a stack of Cosmopolitans.

That said, nice photo.

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I’m very fond of Fleshbot. It’s a true blog, i.e. a links list not a source of vanity editorial. I read it daily and avoid posting anything they’ve already covered (I know many of you read them too and try not to waste your time).

Recently they’ve taken on a few new writers and seem to be posting increasingly ‘advertorial’ posts. Today things hit bottom with this, a puff-piece devoid of any critical objective opinion. Bad advertorial (good advertorial is invisible).

I know the writer of the post, the company mentioned, the director and star of the movie discussed and while liking them all (Jana more than the rest obviously) can say this post is a waste of my time. In fact, a couple of these a day will have me reconsidering my feed-reading priorities and consigning Fleshbot to maybe/sometimes/never pile.

Am I over-reacting? Anyone else sense a change of tone and quality at the bot? Are they losing money and desperate to make more or just trying to exploit their success and missing the mark?

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Kofola, a Czech/Slovak Pepsi competitor, decided to boost awareness using a hot, female, body-painted vending machine and the natural power of nipples to draw a rapt audience. In a country where any non-beer based drink is viewed with suspicion this had to help.

You can improve your product design and customer service all you want but whatever you’re trying to sell - tits win.

They have sexy ads too.

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Via Pornkolt

Given enough time and a persistent erection it’s now possible to do almost anything with a computer. While photochops of celebrities and porn-stars are common, a new wave of video edits is making the mash-up seem new again.

Current examples are short out of necessity. No-one’s being paid and this stuff takes ages to render. Given a profit motive and willing participants, who’d bet against Digital Playground producing a multi-titted Jesse Jane, Jenna digitally getting her body back, or a little judicious tattoo-removal (a ‘Jolie’ in industry speak) popping up on Belladonna in future?

On a side-note, anyone recognize the body that’s been borrowed here?

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I’ve never understood Jennifer Aniston’s appeal. I think she was hottest in Office Space and that’s because I have an unusual fetish for ‘flare’.

Ass I understand. Even when it’s pushing forty and desperately wants to settle down with a guy who traded up to hot, inked and crazy years ago.

Maybe she’s taken to advertising and just ‘presents’ whenever she smells musk. Sad really.

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Update: It’s Courtney Cox apparently. Who’s hanging out with Jennifer Aniston because they’re friends.

‘Slut UPS girl’ is more job-description than costume, but let’s not balk at the ability of America’s young women to find the trash in professions their forbears fought to participate in as equals.

Being dressed in brown is a tough look to pull off but the sheer volume of strumpet here seems to be having a positive cumulative effect on me.

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The last thing you see before you die in a car equipped with Takata airbags is a giant pink ass. The ass of God? The ass of Satan? What do these guys know?

It is harder for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter heaven because you can’t get a camel up God’s ass. QED.

(via Boinkology)