Heidi Klum is the supermodel most responsible for putting the ‘I’ into ‘MILF’. I’d rather grate my glans than risk it near Kate Moss, and Heidi gets extra points for being German, married to a black guy and able to scream commands in perfect high German while marching around the bedroom in stockings and the top-half of an SS uniform.
She’s nearly nude in this month’s Max in case you were wondering.
(via Maxwell’s Pinups)
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To call this image offensive might seem churlish, but whoever arranged that fight clearly let the guy sweat off water in order to make the weigh-in.
You might also note that a topless model’s being punched in the face by an Aryan heavyweight in front of an audience of zombies. To those people I say ‘Pish posh!’.
That’s how I roll. Pish to the motherfucking posh.
I’d like to tell you this is an ad for a prominent Russian cosmetic dentist. It’s not, but feel free to publicize the lie. This is a really interesting concept for a porn set. Shame almost no one in porn’s got the brains/talent to do it.
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The ‘Divine Proportion’, or ‘Golden Mean’ is defined as follows:
…two line segments are in divine proportion when the ratio of the length of the smaller segment to the length of the larger segment is equal to the ratio of the length of the larger segment to the sum of the lengths of the smaller and larger segments, taken together.
Not sexy.
However since the ‘discovery’ of the divine proportion it’s been applied to everything from interior design to the human body and when applied to body mechanics a ‘divine’ woman (shown above) can be created who, according to Greek philosophers, would be perfect were she real.
So which pornster does this avatar most look like (proportionally, not ethnically or facially)?
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The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #109? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.
This Week’s Picks
From virgin cocksucker to blowjob queen
̶I love to play and tease with my hand and tongue, lightly licking, sometimes using my panties or another soft fabric to run across the shaft.”
Interlopers
“Oh yes, I’ve seen it all before, I know what you’re here for.”
Old Friends
“His cultured voice warm, approving, promising; it makes me wet every time, an uncontrollable Pavlovian response.”
Mr. Sugasm Himself
The Count
Editor’s Choice
Hot and Cold
See also: Fleshbot’s Sex Blog Roundup each Tuesday and Friday.
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In France American Apparel ads aren’t, like the US originals, close to porn. They’re just porn. Softcore, cameltoed, slightly damp gusseted porn.
Vive la France (etc.)
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The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them.
This Week’s Picks
Body Image In Art, Porn & Media
“Imposing it upon myself, or accepting that someone else has the right to impose it upon me, is something I can refuse to do.”
The Importance of Getting Tested for Sexually Transmitted Infections
“I am taking care of myself. I wish they would do the same.”
When Natural Doesn’t Feel Natural at All
“I’d kept mine neatly trimmed for so long, then cleanly shaved, that I couldn’t remember what I look like in full and natural form.”
Mr. Sugasm Himself
Pic(k) of the Day
Editor’s Choice
Darkroom Fantasy
See also: Fleshbot’s Sex Blog Roundup each Tuesday and Friday.
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Advertising agency Leo Burnnett, Buenos Aires, decided to stop pretending that ads for Hombre magazine should play to the publications hidden intellectual side, preferring to simulate what happens when hot man-fat meets recycled paper. The resulting ads are honest enough to win awards and send sales through the floor.
Wanking’s like picking your nose. Everyone knows you do it but no one likes it when you wipe off in their hair.
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We all know anal sex only hurts if attempted without sufficient lubrication. I favor vodka redbull. Anyway, clearly bogus, ad might contain a hidden truth. Especially if you easily confuse ‘in your ass’ with ‘out your vagina’.
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The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them.
This Week’s Picks
Sex Worker Solidarity: Audacia Ray
“Visibility on our own terms and the ability to uses our voices (and other mediums of expression) are key to the progress of sex worker’s rights.”
So Many Men, So Few Sluts
“Everyone wants to avoid generalizations about men and women, yet they’re too powerful to ignore.”
This Time
“She had That Look, and despite my earlier fatigue, I knew what was coming.”
Mr. Sugasm Himself
Hombre Magazine’s Left Handed Ads
Editor’s Choice
Love in an Elevator
See also: Fleshbot’s Sex Blog Roundup each Tuesday and Friday.
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The announcement that Penthouse has bought Various Inc, the home of Adult Friend Finder, has been comically miss-reported in the mainstream press.
Various isn’t an adult social networking site. It’s a dating engine and most importantly, it’s an affiliate program. As a scocial network the $500 million sales price is ridiculously low. That’s not close to 10 times earnings which, conservatively, would be $1 billion for Various given the numbers they claim (260 million users, 1.2 million of those being paying subscribers).
If Various was a social networking operation it’d be worth even more in the current climate. The price paid by Penthouse is based on how they’re value Various ability to deliver traffic to their other properties, and in recognition of their almost unassailable position in the adult dating market.
Various were happy to sell because the options for large adult company are limited, they have no debt to service (I assume) and $500 million is a very nice payday.
A big move in adult social networking? I don’t think so. Anyone care to correct me?
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