The Count

He really loves to f--k.

You know that I am called, The Count, because I really love to f–k…


Why someone decided to reveal Sesame Street’s Count’s hidden agenda via a clever piece of editing is beyond me, but now I’ve seen the proof I feel I should have realized all along.

If you lived in Sesame Street you’d have to wonder about that neighbor with the thick accent, taste for capes and large reserves of seemingly unearned money. I’m not saying it proves he’s a Romanian sex trafficking kingpin but it doesn’t not prove it and that’s science my friends.

NB: This tune will live with you forever.

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