Moments later her right nipple disappeared entirely.
I’ve tried to avoid turning this blog into a promotional vehicle for anyone who gets their tits out and thus ’stars’ like Keely Hazell, Lucy Lunchbox and Belinda Tits (I made the last two up - am I supposed to Google ‘bimbo’?) haven’t been covered here.
Until now.
Keely Hazell, who’s generally presented with the elegance of the Excalibur buffet has been shot by someone unknown, at sometime, in a way that makes her seem - you know - worth knowing (and I mean that in the biblical way).
I don’t think Ms Hazell’s famous for anything besides her dugs and an ability not to become the fat woman which women with naturally large boobs have inside but that aside, yes, I probably would.
Okay I did Google bimbo and it looks like this this.
HER: “I’m the #1 result for ‘Bimbo’ on Google”
HIM: Will you marry me?