Girls and Guns

Feeling lucky punk?

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GirlsandGuns.com is an offshoot of Tough Sports Live which is clearly inspired by that scene in Jackie Brown when Samuel L. Jackson is watching models in bikini’s dump AK-47’s in slow motion.

That’s really all you need to know. Some pseudo competition premise used to excuse half naked women posing with, and firing, automatic weapons. Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy as Adam Corolla would say.

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Belladonna Likes Heroin

Porn starlets love the jungle juice.

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Bizarre magazine’s new issue is a “Drugs in Porn Special!”. Admittedly every issue of Bizarre is a porn special but, running low on ways to connect their stalwart sex and disfigurement themes, they’ve asked a number of porn stars to confirm the cliches and reveal their illegal dependencies. Without wanting to impinge on Belladonna’s single-mother-porn-warrior bit isn’t the intravenous use of heroin more sad and dangerous than sexy and free? Sorry, what am I thinking - TITS!

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Sugasm #104

The best of the sex-blogs by the bloggers who blog them.

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Photo via Badgirl’s Hotbox. Chicks like this are so easy to pick-up.

i know I owe you some posts. I’m not dead. Moving house etc. It’s the etc that’s the tough bit… Silence is better than bullshit right?

The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them.

This Week’s Picks
Awkward Sex Attempts (and Other Common Experiences)
“This put a slight damper on the “sexy” feelings I was trying to work up.”

Do You Want Me To Call You A Whore?
“Who doesn’t like having their hair pulled during sex?”

Two Fer
“Neither of us heard the front door open when Jason’s roommate came home.”

Mr. Sugasm Himself
Girls and Guns

Editor’s Choice
Being a Feminist in the sex industry

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Sugasm #105

The best of this week's sex-blogs by the bloggers who blog them.

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Carmella Bing courtesy of Hottest Girls of MySpace.

The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them.

This Week’s Picks

Bonbon
“I feel him start; then he groans into my mouth, a deep helpless sound, and I know I’ve got him.”

Domme virginity lost
I’m not asking you. I’m telling you. You know that, don’t you, sweet boy?”

Reality Check: Lessons Learned From Clients
“From my conversations I’ve learned a number of things that have helped me, educated me and surprised me.”

Mr. Sugasm Himself
Belladonna Likes Heroin

Editor’s Choice
Each Mirror has two sides

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Keeley Hazell

A nude revelation.

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Moments later her right nipple disappeared entirely.

I’ve tried to avoid turning this blog into a promotional vehicle for anyone who gets their tits out and thus ’stars’ like Keely Hazell, Lucy Lunchbox and Belinda Tits (I made the last two up - am I supposed to Google ‘bimbo’?) haven’t been covered here.

Until now.

Keely Hazell, who’s generally presented with the elegance of the Excalibur buffet has been shot by someone unknown, at sometime, in a way that makes her seem - you know - worth knowing (and I mean that in the biblical way).

I don’t think Ms Hazell’s famous for anything besides her dugs and an ability not to become the fat woman which women with naturally large boobs have inside but that aside, yes, I probably would.

Okay I did Google bimbo and it looks like this this.

HER: “I’m the #1 result for ‘Bimbo’ on Google”
HIM: Will you marry me?

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My Enormous Penis

The Da Vinci's give it to you straight.

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“…I take a look at my enromous penis and everything is going my way…

There’s a sub-industry of bands covering this but, until about 10 minutes ago I’d never heard it. Who could believe someone could not know about a song they themselves inspired…

Forget the visuals, this was the best audio version I could find on the GooTube in a hurry.

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Sugasm #106

The best of this week's sex-blogs by the bloggers who blog them.

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The best of this week’s sex-blogs by the bloggers who blog them.

This Week’s Picks

5 Advanced Deep Throat Techniques
“Suck your man’s penis into your throat, and, while it is deep in, start to hum.”

MILF = Men I’d Like to Fuck
“He knows my body p e r f e c t l y and knows exactly how to make me squirm with pleasure and always knows the right thing to say.”

Reconciling Desire & Reality (part 2)
“The excitement of sharing her, the excitement of my arousal THEORETICALLY should mean a heightening of our own sex life.”

Mr. Sugasm Himself
Our fearless leader tells me he’s crazy busy so I’m presenting one from the vaults.

The Six Types of Porn Movie (and How To Get Into Them)

Editor’s Choice
Primed

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Bob Carlos Clarke

Late. Great.

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We’ll never know if Bob Carlos Clarke would have been the heir to Helmut Newton’s art-porn crown but since his untimely suicide his work’s moved from being erotica’s low-cost best buy, to an easy way to spend twenty grand on a fast growing art-cult.

His photo’s are amazing though. Unless you founded Facebook you can’t afford to buy anything, but his dealer site is a great introduction to porn’s own Jeff Buckley (died too soon, fantastically talented, doomed to be deified).

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Nipple Fridge Magnets

Make your icebox look like a naked Kiera Knightly.

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I don’t know why you’d want these, what you’d use them for, or how they were made but I’m pleased they exist anyway and that Craigslist is there to sell them.

They look real. Is someone making molds of their decidedly uneven nips as part of a business plan? For £3 ($6) a side? If so I’d like to meet their bank manager.

Unfortunately there’s no link because the post is gone. Damn you Craig Newmark.

KAAAAAAHN!

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Christian Friis

A simple story of guns, crime and lesbian models.

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Christian Friis shot my favorite set in the latest S Magazine (which is still, by miles, the best porn magazine available) taking the old idea of tying sex to a story and mashing it up with a chunk of ‘Sabotage’ and a sprinkling of ‘The Rockford Files’.

The complete set is up at the new TGP (in much higher quality than it is at Christian’s site).

Christian Friis - Gangster Girls

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