GirlsandGuns.com is an offshoot of Tough Sports Live which is clearly inspired by that scene in Jackie Brown when Samuel L. Jackson is watching models in bikini’s dump AK-47’s in slow motion.
That’s really all you need to know. Some pseudo competition premise used to excuse half naked women posing with, and firing, automatic weapons. Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy as Adam Corolla would say.
Bizarre magazine’s new issue is a “Drugs in Porn Special!”. Admittedly every issue of Bizarre is a porn special but, running low on ways to connect their stalwart sex and disfigurement themes, they’ve asked a number of porn stars to confirm the cliches and reveal their illegal dependencies. Without wanting to impinge on Belladonna’s single-mother-porn-warrior bit isn’t the intravenous use of heroin more sad and dangerous than sexy and free? Sorry, what am I thinking - TITS!
Moments later her right nipple disappeared entirely.
I’ve tried to avoid turning this blog into a promotional vehicle for anyone who gets their tits out and thus ’stars’ like Keely Hazell, Lucy Lunchbox and Belinda Tits (I made the last two up - am I supposed to Google ‘bimbo’?) haven’t been covered here.
Until now.
Keely Hazell, who’s generally presented with the elegance of the Excalibur buffet has been shot by someone unknown, at sometime, in a way that makes her seem - you know - worth knowing (and I mean that in the biblical way).
I don’t think Ms Hazell’s famous for anything besides her dugs and an ability not to become the fat woman which women with naturally large boobs have inside but that aside, yes, I probably would.
Okay I did Google bimbo and it looks like this this.
HER: “I’m the #1 result for ‘Bimbo’ on Google”
HIM: Will you marry me?
“…I take a look at my enromous penis and everything is going my way…
There’s a sub-industry of bands covering this but, until about 10 minutes ago I’d never heard it. Who could believe someone could not know about a song they themselves inspired…
Forget the visuals, this was the best audio version I could find on the GooTube in a hurry.
MILF = Men I’d Like to Fuck
“He knows my body p e r f e c t l y and knows exactly how to make me squirm with pleasure and always knows the right thing to say.”
Reconciling Desire & Reality (part 2)
“The excitement of sharing her, the excitement of my arousal THEORETICALLY should mean a heightening of our own sex life.”
Mr. Sugasm Himself
Our fearless leader tells me he’s crazy busy so I’m presenting one from the vaults.
We’ll never know if Bob Carlos Clarke would have been the heir to Helmut Newton’s art-porn crown but since his untimely suicide his work’s moved from being erotica’s low-cost best buy, to an easy way to spend twenty grand on a fast growing art-cult.
His photo’s are amazing though. Unless you founded Facebook you can’t afford to buy anything, but his dealer site is a great introduction to porn’s own Jeff Buckley (died too soon, fantastically talented, doomed to be deified).
I don’t know why you’d want these, what you’d use them for, or how they were made but I’m pleased they exist anyway and that Craigslist is there to sell them.
They look real. Is someone making molds of their decidedly uneven nips as part of a business plan? For £3 ($6) a side? If so I’d like to meet their bank manager.
Unfortunately there’s no link because the post is gone. Damn you Craig Newmark.
Christian Friis shot my favorite set in the latest S Magazine (which is still, by miles, the best porn magazine available) taking the old idea of tying sex to a story and mashing it up with a chunk of ‘Sabotage’ and a sprinkling of ‘The Rockford Files’.
The complete set is up at the new TGP (in much higher quality than it is at Christian’s site).
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