How to Hide Your Porn

A book cover that "hides your porn and protects your dignity".

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When I found this porn magazine slipcover in a London store I was impressed enough to buy it. A wise move given the disappearance of the company’s website (bar a page for an odd product no one’s going to buy).

Designed to look like a physics text, you place your copy of ‘Shaved Asians’ inside and deposit it safely in full view under the assumption no-one you know is going to pick up a science textbook. So you’re stuffed if you hang with Stephen Hawking.

Who hides porn anymore? The days of kids storing magazines ended with universal broadband. This is an artifact conceived for a bygone age of innocent dog-eared spank mags. No wonder these guys are going out of business.

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