Sex toys come in shapes as obvious as cock and as innocent as duck but never, until now, inspired equally by bowling and the deathstar.
It’s hard to know if the Vibromasseur is of a size where sticking it into your vag/man-gina seems like the most obvious thing to do, but they make a big deal out of highlighting the ‘virgin’ plastic and non-porous silicone used in its construction so have at it, the thing’s splashproof.
I’ve never really understood the pleasure of mechanical vibration but I don’t have a clitoris and know I’m missing something. The lack of any obvious pricing on the Big Tease Toys site suggests the Vibromasseur’s not cheap, but with glass dildoes going for over a hundred dollars a pop it’s not out of the question to charge for something with more functionality than a soda bottle. As soon as I get my review copy I’ll tell you all about it (in black please).