Covenant Eyes

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With a product named like a horror movie and a business model based on humiliation and control there’s some irony involved in the ‘could it be real?’ porn dissuader Covenant Eyes.

The idea is that by installing their spyware, your visits to adult sites are logged and sent to you boss/relative/co-workers who can then judge you, visit the porn you worked so hard to find and/or report you to the authorities.

The product comes with strong religious overtones because as we all know, religious people are the least likely to enjoy porn and the most likely to be involved in the systematic sexual abuse of children. Yeah, I feel totally comfortable being judged by them and I spread my legs wide when in bathroom stalls because it helps me ease my pants down. Hey, is that a unicorn!

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(thanks Craig)

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