I have no proof and no one in Hollywood’s given me a tip, but I’ve just noticed that Diora Baird - who’s lovingly known in casting circles as Boobzilla - next two movies are titled ‘Young People Fucking‘ and ‘Pornstar‘. She’s also 5′7″ tall and has at least one ugly below the knee tattoo (see above). Given her fondness for getting topless, yes-you-would looks and C-list status why isn’t anyone talking about her as the star of Jenna Jameson’s, surely straight-to-download, biopic Horcrux ‘Heartbreaker’.
You read it hear first.
(NB: I reserve the right to be wrong and to continue publishing pictures of Diora Baird for any reason I can think of).
It’ll be interesting to see it come to fruition, and how they might use movie magic to make Ms. Baird look like Jenna Jameson. You know, from the chest up. Nowadays if only Jenna Jameson looked like Diora Baird…
ps Sam, you mis-spelled the poor bird in the headline.
I was looking at an old pix of her. Jenna topless in a jacket next to a crystal ball. Very attractive. What happened to that sexy girl? It’s as if she stepped into that Seth Brundle pod and didn’t get quite copied over. Not like that inside out baboon, but something is missing… synthetic flavor.
Edco - I fixed that typo so completely I broke the permalinks. Still, I can’t abide errors like that. Thanks. Yeah, Jenna’s no Diora…
JohnIan - Jenna’s always been plain. She had so much surgery she’s utterly different now. Like Michael Jackson it depends on when you catch her how good/bad she looks. I also happen to know a few of her makeup artists and they’re 50% sculptor, 50% magician.