…bare-torsos + buff zealots = homo wank fantasy…
Any religious group dumb enough to believe Joseph Smith found a gospel which states black people were cursed by the devil can’t have been expected to understand the nuanced satire of Orgazmo, or to fully grasp the bare-torsos + buff zealots = homo wank fantasy equation.
It’s the only way to explain this. Seldom has irrational belief in dead Jews with magic powers coupled to fear of brown people ever looked so much like gay porn.
(thanks Furry Girl)
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Homo wank fantasy?
A desire to be sucked off by a team of Mormon missionaries is a universal fantasy no matter what your gender or orientation is.
“That’s right, Elder Johnson, strip down to your magic underwear. Tell me what a dirty, dirty boy you are, about how you ride around all day aching to give Elder Miller the deep-dicking of his lifetime. Get down on your knees. Now, be a good boy and take all 8 inches of my nice big cock in that pretty mouth of yours. Oh, dear, I seem to have shot a stream of jizz on that tidy plastic name badge of yours. Elder Miller, get over here and lick that up immediately! Now, boys, tell me about this whole plural marriage thing while you give each other handjobs and look wistfully into one another’s eyes…”
Right? Who’s with me on this?
Furry – Unless of course you’re a hetrosexual man in which case this is just like a religious Abercrombie and Fitch commercial.
Yummy…
They look quite different without the shirt and tie