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Push ups for penises.

Many of you will, like me, favor cock push-ups as the best way of keeping your dame-drill in shape. Lying face-down on the floor and then lifting your entire body into the air with the raw force of your erection is simple, requires no additional equipment, and is a move you can also use while breakdancing.

If that’s techniques too advanced, or as I did once, you live somewhere low ceilings make cock push-ups impossible, this device might be what you need. It does nothing you couldn’t by putting a rubber-band round your member, or duct-taping marbles to it, but those can’t be patented and this can. Deservedly not available in any stores anywhere. (Link)

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