Many of you will, like me, favor cock push-ups as the best way of keeping your dame-drill in shape. Lying face-down on the floor and then lifting your entire body into the air with the raw force of your erection is simple, requires no additional equipment, and is a move you can also use while breakdancing.
If that’s techniques too advanced, or as I did once, you live somewhere low ceilings make cock push-ups impossible, this device might be what you need. It does nothing you couldn’t by putting a rubber-band round your member, or duct-taping marbles to it, but those can’t be patented and this can. Deservedly not available in any stores anywhere. (Link)
the inventors mailing address is listed on the patent application… I’m curious to know if he’s been using this himself since 1995 and what the results have been and also if there are any long term negative side effects (such as tearing your trousers in two every time you get an erection)
How many cock pushups can you do?
Edco - About 2.
Hundred.