TIME to Do You Now, Sir ? - by Neal Mather.
If the Franklin Mint’s ongoing refusal to knock out a set of ‘Porn Pioneers’ plates - which could start with Nina Hartley and Dave Cummings posed as American Gothic - frustrates you, Neal Mather has come to the rescue. Along with the ‘Julie Strain in a metal Bikini’ fantasy art we all know and love, Iconia also produce figures posed with working clocks (that’s ‘clocks’ with an ‘l’) which each come with a pervert approved backstory:
The cute and blushing maid appears with a tray of delights including a dildo, ball gag and spanking paddle. A spilt cup sits atop the bedroom cabinet and a smashed plate is on the floor. Was it the clumsy Maid or the startled Master? Who’s doing what to whom, and with what? You decide!
Remember to list as ‘art collectibles’ on your household insurance, not ‘porn stash’.