Evolution doesn’t do straight lines, and breasts of that size should roll off to the side far more than these ones do.
Our friends at Big Boobs Alert (I need to be alerted so I appreciate the service) are claiming Miriam’s jugtacular dugage is natural.
I don’t think so.
Do you see the seam beneath the implant in her left breast?
More tellingly, can you see the flat-spot under the implant when it’s hanging ‘naturally’? Evolution doesn’t do straight lines, and breasts of that size should roll off to the side far more than these ones do.
Those are falsies and my work is done here. Case closed.
I now have to polish my Golden Gun so enjoy the links until Playboy intervene to protect sales of a magazine you haven’t been able to purchase in precisely two decades.
You don’t need to be Anderson Cooper to know that the soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan aren’t getting laid, so I guess fantasizing about all the women you’re not having a chance to enjoy is logical.
Q: What do Drew Barrymore, Jessica Alba and Courtney Cummz have in common?
A: Tom Green. Barrymore married him, Courtney Cummz has probably slept with him and he washes Jessica Alba’s car on Thursday and she pays him a dollar an hour.
Aside from that they’re the most beautiful/hottest/sexiest people in the world according to People Magazine, FHM and least credibly WantedList.com. I don’t agree.
Porn and nude modeling are home to some amazing looking people, and off the top of my head I would suggest the following ten women all make Cummz look like a burns victim (nice name by the way Courtney, 100% classy) and a few of whom give even Jessica Alba a run for her money in the ‘Jesus can I touch it?’ stakes. I’m not even going to try that hard:
Different shapes, sizes, appeals and all gorgeous, but what do I know? I’m biased towards people I know/have slept with/might pay me/don’t have restraining orders which limit my movement and so I ask you. Who is the most beautiful woman in porn/nude modeling? (Extra cred points to anyone proposing someone really average who accuses me of being a body facist).
A-Team meets Swedish Bikini Team type scenarios shot in small Eastern European countries where access to heavy artillery can be gained with a bottle of vodka and a flash of boob.
ActionGirls 2007 contains all the naked chicks with machine guns, sports cars, jet skis, tanks and bungee cord action you could want, and includes bonus ‘hot naked chicks playing basketball in front of elderly men’ footage aimed strictly at connoisseurs of old-man-chubbie.
If you’re new to the Actiongirls thing, they’re a hybrid website/DVD publisher who specialize in putting top-tier adult models like Silvia Saint, Veronika Zemanova and Erica Campbell in A-Team meets Swedish Bikini Team type scenarios shot in small Eastern European countries where access to heavy artillery can be gained with a bottle of vodka and a flash of boob.
Aside from the nudity on offer, there’s genuine entertainment value in trying to work out how many US laws would be broken if this were being shot in Idaho, and it’s refreshing to see high-end softcore material which doesn’t take think it’s ‘art’ and thus has to go heavy on the smoke, Enya and ‘psychodrama’.
The ActionGirls website is stuffed with trailers but they’re ridiculously huge (163MB anyone?) so I’ve crushed one into Flash (still huge but it’s worth it) for your viewing pleasure here. Now I need to find somewhere local which offers nude horse riding…
Helmut by June is an HBO wankumentary shot by his wife and covering Newton behind the camera from his late eighties peak to his death at 75 in 2004. Though he never fully recovered from being daubed ‘the king of kink’ by Time magazine, a periodical which doesn’t know the difference between a hot lemon and a hot lunch, Helmut Newton did more to popularize softcore erotica and fetish than anyone in the last twenty years.
Even though getting people excited about nudes of Cindy Crawford wasn’t hard, Newton pushed far harder than many people know. This is a man who said:
“(models are) a commodity…paid to be made into what I want.”
Despite which deriding his work now marks you as a philistine, not a progressive hater of porn, regardless of the fact much of his work would only look out of place in Hustler thanks to its quality.
The Doc’s now showing all the time on HBO, don’t be put off by the presence of Brett Ratner, he really has almost nothing to do with it.
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rich "I’m confused - why wouldn’t the dissimilar industry clause kick in and allow one Violet Blue who was a writer and another who was a sex performer?…" on Violet Blue [more]
