Q: What do Drew Barrymore, Jessica Alba and Courtney Cummz have in common?
A: Tom Green. Barrymore married him, Courtney Cummz has probably slept with him and he washes Jessica Alba’s car on Thursday and she pays him a dollar an hour.
Aside from that they’re the most beautiful/hottest/sexiest people in the world according to People Magazine, FHM and least credibly WantedList.com. I don’t agree.
Porn and nude modeling are home to some amazing looking people, and off the top of my head I would suggest the following ten women all make Cummz look like a burns victim (nice name by the way Courtney, 100% classy) and a few of whom give even Jessica Alba a run for her money in the ‘Jesus can I touch it?’ stakes. I’m not even going to try that hard:
- Anita Dark
- Chiara
- Erina Yamaguchi
- Ginger Jolie
- Heather Carolin
- Jana Cova
- Katie Fey
- Kyla Cole
- Nella (Mirta, whatever…)
- Zuzana Drabinova
Different shapes, sizes, appeals and all gorgeous, but what do I know? I’m biased towards people I know/have slept with/might pay me/don’t have restraining orders which limit my movement and so I ask you. Who is the most beautiful woman in porn/nude modeling? (Extra cred points to anyone proposing someone really average who accuses me of being a body facist).
Updated with your suggestions:
Interesting choices, but I’d hesitate to put any of them on any rinky-dink top ten I could come up with. Why? They all look too… put together, if you get me. Me, I go for the more classic beauty, or at least women that look great without makeup. Few and far-between in “the industry,” I know, especially with those that indulge in fun stuff like meth… but they do exist.
Who are they? I don’t know! For the life of me, I can’t think of anyone off the top of my head that’s worked in the last few years. As an example, however, of someone I consider beautiful, I’ll throw out the name of Annette Haven.
Devon
Hm… I think I lean more toward “cute” than “classically beautiful”. So my list would include people like Monica Sweetheart and Angel Dark, maybe the Gibson sisters if you wanna call their gigs porn.
Oh, and a potentially controversial choice, but one I’m serious about… Amy Reid. There’s just something about her smile, a facial expression that doesn’t get nearly enough screen time in Pornoland.
You’re not the only one that’s noticed that “certain something” about Amy Reid’s smile, Roger.
After several hours of thinking about it, then forgetting about it, the only people that have popped into my head are Sasha Grey and Eva Angelina.
Chris - As I said, that’s just an instant riff of ‘better looking than Courtney Cummz’ types. Erina Yamaguchi’s not too ‘put together’ though.
Danny - I can hardly remember what she looked like before the surgery. Way to altered for me (and pretty frightening close-up). Different strokes…
Roger - Fine suggestions all…
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Oh, I don’t know Sam - Courtney Cummz is damn attractive. I’d pick her over many of your picks, simply because I’ve seen her without box-art makeup, and I can’t say the same for the others. Plus, she has a nice ass.
Chris - I can say that Kyla, Nella, Ginger, Katie and Anita need no digital correction (aside from the obvious) too.
Oh yeah?
Chris - Yep.
Okay.
I’d make a list, but there a so many to choose from! But how could you make a list and leave off Justine Joli?
Also, I think many of the most beautiful women in porn are actually not particularly big names. There are a lot of obscenely gorgeous East European girls working in semi-anonymity, going by different names every time they appear on a new website. Some examples: Michaela Kaplanova, Natalia Volkova, or Anna F. (And, yes, I’d definitely describe the models as being “in porn” – I have hardcore clips for all three of them.)