There are few things as satisfying to the inner geek as an outer blowjob the well documented obsession of someone else’s singular focus. Bootlovers is such a blog. Solely obsessed with leather, rubber and vinyl boots, shoes and gloves it’s charmingly detailed where so much other stuff’s just creepy.
Like all hardcore fetish, the focus is the items, not sex as most people know it. Much of what they present is safe for work and lacking appeal if you don’t understand the appeal of a woman in rubber ballet pumps.
Whatever your stance it’s hard to argue with Monica Belucci in a rubber dress or Rita Hayworth in just about anything.
Nude photographs of Kate Moss dating from the start of her career, up through the late 1990’s, recently sold at auction for a total of £183,000 (~$366,000).
It’s not hard to see models nude, flipping through your average non-US fashion magazine is an amateur nipple Safari, but original prints of Kate in her prime are obviously worth something to celebrity MILF hunters. Your arousal may vary.
It’s just over two weeks since Babeonaut launched and this morning we published our 10,000th post.
EAT IT ENGADGET!
We’ve fixed a few of the teething problems we’ve had dealing with such large numbers of visitors after Fleshbot very kindly gave us a mention (ironically, the one time I was trying to keep quiet I got the attention I’m normally looking for) so if you hit the site and saw a lot of weird crap please try again, we’re back on the meds.
If you’ve subscribed already, thank you. I predict 20,000 posts by the end on June.. It’s sheer, glorious, madness.
I don’t remember much about launch party for the very first Tomb Raider other than my constant inept circling of the spokesmodel they’d hired to ‘be’ Lara. In the late 90’s world of gaming women were either objects to be saved or witches to be killed. This one appeared to be different. Much debate over the possible transvestite connotations of straight men pretending to be busty grave robbers was entered into. and perhaps because of that, none of us got Lara’s number.
Now for the eleventh anniversary of the series (or 10th if you count as poorly as Eidos) a lot of noise is being made about the game and the women who’ve portrayed her. Outside the mainstream, serving the obvious and immediate need of anyone who’s ever played the game and deliberately got Lara wet in order to catch a better look at her boobs, are the models who’ve unofficially become Lara in the service of slash-porn.
In their honor, and from the ridiculous to the sublime, here are the five hottest porno Lara Crofts:
#5 - Nadine Jansen
Ten points for effort, a thousand points (a side?) for those dugs and half a point for realism, that Nadine’s even bothered to dress up is notable. Nude models with tits like this don’t need to do anything to satisfy their fans beyond existing.
#4 - Petra Verkaik
The most published model in Playboy history and the hottest Dutch/Balinese woman on earth, Petra’s infamous Lara-Croft-strips-in-a-bus clip has been making people happy for years. If you account for her enormous breasts and thoroughbred body, from the neck down, Petra probably bears the closest physical resemblance to Lara of anyone on this list.
#3 - Danni Ashe
Given Lara’s massive tits, and Danni’s massive tits, this “Boob Raider” spoof was always destined to happen. Danni’s blonde hair only underscores all you need to ‘be’ Lara is a very full aquamarine T-Shirt, hotpants and a ponytail.
#2 - Lucy Clarkson
Lucy was an ‘official’ Lara, but didn’t realize she was going to be masturbated over in character when the paps caught her baps on the beach a few years back. Yum is the most appropriate word I can think of.
#1 - Aimee Sweet
Despite tough competition it’s hard to think of a better porn-Lara than Aimee. As an ex ‘Elite’ model Aimee’s one of the very few adult models who gives up nothing in beauty, height or poise to the mainstream, making being a fictional ‘perfect’ woman seem possible. Her Lara Croft set was shot by Holly Randall - making it instantly classic - and Holly went to the bother of rigging ropes and harnesses so Aimee could do Lara-type-stuff while she stripped off. Even closer in height, weight and build to Lara than Angelina Jolie is does it get any better that this?
(N.B. Google will get you all the goods on the ladies above)
Despite, or because of, Stewie’s sexual ambiguity he believes that ’sexy’ is defined by a man in a captain’s hat chasing half-dressed woman around an apartment while ‘groovy music plays at high speed.
This live action/animation montage is taken from the ‘Family Guy: Live in Vegas‘ soundtrack CD and if you have any love of Family Guy at all will tickle you (the rest, move along). The joke is that Stewie, who’s a super-genius talking baby but I don’t have the time to go into that, has made a video about one of his passions, the ‘Sexy Party’.
Despite, or because of, Stewie’s sexual ambiguity he believes that ’sexy’ is defined by a man in a captain’s hat chasing half-dressed woman around an apartment while ‘groovy music plays at high speed.
Can’t argue with that.
He’s a Hefner meets James Mason via Sean Jean hybrid and the video’s and surprisingly sexy if you find animated characters parting the legs of Nubian hotness arousing.
The hottest story in athletics is a nubile 18 year old who'd rather you focused on her performances. Doing what we can to help, we suggest five alternative sporting lust objects.
June 5th, 2007 by Sam Sugar | Updated: July 13th, 2007
This picture, of 18 year old pole vaulter Allison Stokke, has demonstrated how easy it is to puncture the pretense of a mainstream media and bloggosphere who don’t treat every human interest story as a beauty pageant.
Stokke is, in the moment of this photo, perfect. An Olympian ideal with the kind of physique you only earn via an all-consuming dedication to top-flight athletic competition. The public response? ‘Is she legal?’ type posts from new-found fans of track and field who don’t want her to vault their poles so much as land on them.
Pathetic.
Understandable but pathetic.
Stokke’s trying to be recognized for what she can achieve (and unlike Anna Kournikova, Stokke is good and going to Berkley to study and compete). To deny her valid recognition and replace it with lust is a huge disservice. If and when she’s a national star, commenting on her looks won’t undermine what she’s famous for. Treating her like Next Dook Nikki shooting a cheerleader set because she happens to be gorgeous isn’t fair (and I know the pain of being beautiful, I live it every day).
So to give Stokke respite, here are five beautiful athletes who you can lust after entirely guilt free because they’ve already made it (and whom checking out online will mark you as a sports fan, not a pervert).
This image is so cosmically bizarre I invite you all to take a crack at coming up with a funny caption in the comments below. Something about sucker-fish or buddy breathing seems appropriate.
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