Pic(k) of the Day

A picture of the porn fairy.

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Porn with production value’s pretty rare and this set reminds me that Robert Rodriguez has just signed on to remake the greatest aircore movie of all time, Barbarella.
Who’s up to projecting as much thoroughbred sex as the young Jane Fonda (still Foxy on Colbert recently). Fonda was really young when she starred, while Angelina and the other usual suspects are all past it unless the core appeal of the film, sci-fi sex in occasionally in zero-G without recourse to plot or acting, is going to be different this time around.

With fanboys the world over setting their phasers to cum the rumors are out of control in Hollywood. Grindhouse might have flopped but this is the kind of thing Rodriguez does well. It’ll be good. I’d love to see my current MILF-music-crush Sophie Ellis-Bextor doing it as a musical but I’d also like to see her crawl up my legs from the foot of my bed and that’s equally unlikely.

My money’s on Jessica Alba, my heart’s on Nella.

2 comments ↓
  • rich  7:25 pm on May 26th, 2007

    Can’t fault the photographer - the quality of the shoot is good. But countable ribs is a big turn off for me…

  • Sam Sugar  5:00 am on May 29th, 2007

    Rich - Ribs? Looks like chicken to me… To be fair, you have to be carrying some reasonable beef not to show a little structure when you’re leaping in the air (if you ever want to see your six-pack skip in front of a miror and watch it appear under the flubber).

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