Jodie Marsh.
When a glamour model has to resort to reality TV in order to find a mate something is very wrong. Jodie Marsh, who appears to indulge the same surgeon as Jenna Jameson and is rumored to have put the stink in skank, is taking her search for a wifebeater to MTV, because a televised competition to decide who enters your pussy is clearly the smartest way to start a lifelong relationship.
Joking aside, that wedding dress says, I’m not just a pair of tits, respect me for who I am. I predict a long and happy marriage.
Congratulations Jodie!!!
(via The Superficial)
Hell I’ll do it. I’ve got nothing else better to do (sad I know)
Winter - Good luck. Tell you parents you met her in a strip club because Jodie’s incapable of passing for much else (well there’s ’streetwalker’ but that’s less endearing)