Nothing Sucks Like an Electrolux

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Do NOT keep this in the same drawer as your Flowbee

Straight from the mind of your fifteen year old Id, the world’s first (as in not home made) vacuum cleaner sex toy.

Do NOT keep this in the same drawer as your Flowbee.

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  • Marcus  11:20 am on May 17th, 2007

    Not quite the first, Sam. Among my hobbies in what has been a long sordid existence is haunting thrift stores and antique shops searching for antique sex toys. I had a brand new, still in the box vibrator made to fit on the hose of your home vacuum cleaner. Date? Somewhere in the 30’s. Never could quite imagine anyone using it, seems to me that it would interfere with the cleaning.

  • Sam Sugar  12:31 pm on May 17th, 2007

    Marcus - You sold it? That thing’s worth money! Did you take pictures? Damn I want to see it.

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