According to psychologists reports unearthed at The Smoking Gun, Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis is considering suicide from his Florida jail cell. Perhaps he got round to watching one of his tapes?
His government shrink also describes him as lying about his drug intake and claiming to have just one drink a week (that’s what we call ‘The Unihorn Defence’ because it’s slightly less believable than telling the cops your pet unihorn did it). Thanks to the freedom of information act we also find out about Francis’ family (parents together, three siblings), education (B.S. in Business from USC) and diagnosis:
Axis 1: Attention deficit hyperactive disorder vs. bipolar disorder vs. cyclothymic disorder.
Adjustment disorder with anxiety vs. anxiety disorder.
Axis II: Personality disorder, nos, with immature and narcissistic features.
They could have got most of that from watching his infomercials. More Joe Francis news when he screws up again/dies.