Dancers for Democracy

Strippers protest mandatory separation legislation.

The first step towards better conditions for strippers, pornsters and prostitutes is organization.

“The workers must control the means of erection.”

Dancers for Democracy‘ are an Ohio group trying to prevent proposed legislation which mandates strippers don’t get within six feet of customers when dancing. The dancers think it’ll decrease their earnings, exactly the cooling effect desired, but the legislature should know it won’t. You can’t apply this law to conversation and if the dances are distant there are a thousand ways to get closer before, or after, the ‘dance’ has officially finished.

The idea a separation law’s required is hilarious. If they think dancers enjoy rubbing up against strangers for a dollar they’ve never seen me offering strangers quarters to sit on my lap during rush-hour, besides lobbyists this good looking deserve to win.

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