The best of this weeks blogs by the bloggers who blog them.
This Week’s Picks I make store clerks nervous (http://deliciously-naughty.typepad.com)
“So you told my husband that this month’s Hustler was awesome?”
PSO Anniversary (http://radicalvixen.com/blog)
“I think if most wives/girlfriends knew what their Sos were truly into they’d be grateful I talk to them and they don’t have to deal with it.”
Tighter: the apartment (http://erotischism.blogspot.com)
“She started contractions on my fingers and made those little indescribable sounds that signaled her orgasm.”
StealthSwitch is a mechanical solution to the old problem of getting porn off your screen as fast as possible. The companies website tries to make it seem as if there are non-porn uses for their gadget but let’s not pretend. This device is a footswitch because the average users hands will be full when they need it.
It may be useful. Not at work where your boss is going to know if you’re surfing porn regardless of what’s on your screen, but for people in houses with kids or porn averse partners enjoying an afternoon ‘palette cleanser’. Of course, if you’re reluctant to spend $40 you could always lock your door or not masturbate in rooms your children wander into, but what do I know; I’m old fashioned.
I saw this shirt, whose script must be taken from a set of sex doll instructions, while grabbing a coffee in Soho this morning. It reads:
Blow me up.
Do not use sharp objects such as scissors, knife or needle.
Using your thumb and forefinger gently pull the safety seal from my vagina , revealing my vaginal opening.
Follow the same procedures to peel off my anus seal. Vagina and anus openings will have a smooth and regular rim after the seal is peeled off exposing my pink tunnels of love for the first time - to ensure nobody else has tampered with them before.
Who knew it was so complicated and hygenic? I thought you just pumped up and saddled up. I’m trying to work out if the instructions are more impressive than women with the guts to wear the tee. Awesome.
They’re a band so cosmically bad they made their name with a song built on a sample of the Baywatch theme tune.
The Sun, a Murdoch owned UK based publication which professes against all compelling evidence to being a newspaper, published a list of sexy videos last month in a quest to answer the question on every serious newshounds lips, “Is Benny Banassi sexier than Fedde le Grand?” You’ll already have an opinion as their entire list has been featured at this blog, so there’s really nothing to see. Or is there?
Today saw the UK release of ‘Baby Baby’ by ‘Sunblock‘ which somehow managed to make the Sun’s list dated March 13th (Murdoch’s time machine?). They’re a band so cosmically bad they made their name with a song built on a sample of the Baywatch theme tune. To our eternal shame my fellow limey’s bought it, but seeing this video may explain why Sunblock’s music doesn’t matter.
On TV you’re only going to see bikini shots and suggestive poses so thank Vishnu these Swedes shot a version featuring naked hula-hooping, dildoes strapped to mechanical bulls and a lesbian make-out session (on that mechanical bull). If it gets to YouTube in this form it’ll last about 30 minutes before the Googlestasi take action, so enjoy the high-quality uncut version I’ve linked here.
I remember seeing a book dedicated to the cards posted by London’s prostitutes in telephone boxes. The cards have since been made illegal and therefore fractionally harder to find, but any tourist can find thousands of them papering the walls of our famous red phones, making talking to your mother difficult (unless she’s someone else’s MILF and you’re a mother lover).
Designed to convey a phone-number and brief menu along with a description of the sex-service provider, the cards tackle the issue of describing the women they promote with the same forthright honesty we’ve come to expect from the White House press office. Believe the cards and know that most of porn valley is making ends meet selling bareback blowjobs in flats along the Edgeware road (we all know they stay in the 818 and only visit hotels). Putting ‘actual photo’ beside a picture of Tera Patrick and claiming she’s a 22 year old Japanese tranny isn’t seen as any big thing (I know it’s not her ‘cos I’ve been back three times and it’s always the same dude. Tell him Sam sent you).
The Bunny House blogs hooker flyers from South America and, due to a lack of access to DTP software and cheap color inkjets, the level of creativity on display is high. They putting the ‘uc’ back in folk art and, for someone with no allusions to being a whoremonger, the prices are eye-wateringly cheap. $10 is the price of a Big Mac meal in London - does she even undress? If so what’ll she do for a KFC family bucket? (or is the “KFC Family bucket” a sex act “Big Mac” will perform for the $10?)
My favorite provider to date is Paula, because after a session with her you can claim to have gone out for a haircut and still pass any polygraph test known to man (and she doesn’t have a cock. That works for me too.)
The best of this weeks blogs by the bloggers who blog them.
This Week’s Picks The Curse of Nude Modeling Strikes Again (http://www.taratainton.com)
“I choose to share images of my nude or near-naked self on this website.”
My Kinkiest Fetish (http://thenakedrhetoricaltruth.blogspot.com)
“There is an erotic frisson about a skillful mindfuck that is almost as good as the real thing.”
Upgrading the Product Line (http://thismuse.blogspot.com)
“But even in the throes of orgasm, part of my brain is ticking off the clock.”
Yesterday we upgraded the SugarBank server to cope with increasing loads and provide the more advanced systems and software required for an extensive planned upgrade.
Dr. Falken says Joshua should be ready now.
A couple of comments were lost when we made the switch. If you’re feeling censored and commented yesterday don’t panic/freak-out/bitch to me via email - it’s just a tech thing. Please repost your wisdom.
Forget saving for an iPhone, Technology Review reports researchers, led by V. Michael Bove Jr., director of the consumer electronics program, CELab at MIT, have completed a third generation holographic projector capable of creating an image about the size of a Rubik’s cube single C-cup breast.
The display runs from a standard graphics card eliminating the pricey custom hardware needed to produce a 3D capable signal in the past, and:
“Bove and his team currently have a fourth generation of system lined up, which will be able to display an image as large as a desktop PC monitor… the current display is only capable of monochromatic holograms, but the fourth generation will have a full range of colors, Bove says.”
“The display, the researchers say, will be small enough to add to an entertainment center, provide resolution as good as a standard analog television, and cost only a couple hundred dollars.”
Amazingly, Bove’s not sure of his display’s mainstream success and sees it as a medical imaging device (which it sort of will be). He thinks entertainment consumers won’t be impressed by a relatively small standard definition display in a world of high-definition flatscreens. Where was he in ‘96 when watching online porn videos meant deciphering watch-face sized frames delivered slower than surface mail via a flaky 28.8K modem? He’s going to put a couple of tiny people humping on my desktop? Where do I send the money?
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