The Associated Press reports that Joe Francis is now serving time in Florida for tax evasion. In addition to a 35 day incarceration, Francis was also fined $5,000 (which I assume he took out of his pocket in singles and tucked under the Judges belt).
“Blowing his nose and wiping away tears, the multimillionaire founder of the “Girls Gone Wild” video empire pleaded guilty to contempt.
“I am sorry for my behavior. It was wrong. I had heard about appeals and things and I was confused. I am sorry, I really am,” said Francis, 34.”
Let Francis’ newly commodious asshole be a lesson to us all.