I saw this shirt, whose script must be taken from a set of sex doll instructions, while grabbing a coffee in Soho this morning. It reads:
- Blow me up.
- Do not use sharp objects such as scissors, knife or needle.
- Using your thumb and forefinger gently pull the safety seal from my vagina , revealing my vaginal opening.
- Follow the same procedures to peel off my anus seal. Vagina and anus openings will have a smooth and regular rim after the seal is peeled off exposing my pink tunnels of love for the first time - to ensure nobody else has tampered with them before.
Who knew it was so complicated and hygenic? I thought you just pumped up and saddled up. I’m trying to work out if the instructions are more impressive than women with the guts to wear the tee. Awesome.
How is it that we didn’t hang out if we’re in the same time zone for once? This is funny because I’m reading your post after just getting back from lunch in Soho, but alas, I leave in a few hours. I need to keep better tabs on Where In The World Is Sam.
Furry - Flat White makes the best coffee in the Northern hemisphere. I hope you didn’t miss it. As for tabs, email me next time and I’ll have my people…