Plastic Dog Whore

Give your dog the gift of intercourse.

Unfamiliar as I am with dog cock, isn’t the hole in this thing a little small?

Ostensibly the ‘Hotdoll’ solves the age old “What’s Fido going to cum in?” problem for dog owners reluctant to manually relieve their furry slaves.

But…

  1. If humping things isn’t behavior you want to encourage isn’t this as much a training device as a solution?
  2. Unfamiliar as I am with dog cock, isn’t the hole in this thing a little small?

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  • winter  10:31 am on April 20th, 2007

    there’s still the problem of training Rover to drain and rinse that hole with a disinfectant solution. Perhaps a better/less hassle long term solution would be to get him a Realdoll leg to hump instead.

  • Chris  3:26 pm on April 20th, 2007

    There’s something so completely disturbing about this thing.

  • Sam Sugar  5:41 am on April 21st, 2007

    Chris – By disturbing you mean sexy right? Yeah, it’s pretty weird to be designing sex-toys for pets. Can’t really argue on that. It’s almost as if the real beneficiary is the owner who gets to watch their pet hump. I think I need a shower.

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