‘Original Cast’ have paired a catchy, idiotic, song with a video in which all the instruments have been replaced with naked women painted as the instruments they’re replacing.
You might want to read that again.
The level of objectification (the women are never acknowledged as humans) makes most porn look pretty enlightened but once you’ve accepted these women would make any music which doesn’t sound like bacon dropped on tile, it’s a pretty amusing concept.
Taking a more subtle approach with less flesh and more direct language is “Hot Country Singer” who parodies those country songs which assert anyone who doesn’t like them is a communist child killer. Cunts Country fans will recognize the tune as ‘Jesus take the wheel’ which always sounded like a good idea to me. If you believe he’s up there let him drive and let’s settle this “God” debate once and for all.
The ‘Hot Country Singer’ misses our soldiers so much she wants to bang them and the song goes into useful detail about how, where and how hard. As you might guess from the ‘Daisy Dukes’ she’s partial to taking it in the loading bay.
If that’s hurt your head I suggest you cleanse your palette with Sophie Ellis-Bextor who has the best legs in pop, cheekbones you could cut yourself on and cavorts in the kind of dress women under 5′10″ shouldn’t wear. I’m talking to you Dita.
Sophie looks like the kind of pinup they used to paint on the front of planes and the video’s mixture of innocence and total awareness of her sexuality makes me want to paint her on the front of my plane.
(NB. By plane I mean ‘penis’, and by paint I mean ‘ask her to sit on’.)
that’s not a skirt she’s wearing. It’s some strange hybrid of a dress and baggy shorts. Still, I would rather spend all day watching that video than 1 more minute watching “What Am I Supposed To Do?” (suggestion: pay someone with talent to write/perform the songs) And I can definitely see why you’re so taken with her. She’s yummy AND talented!!
Winter - Yeah. She looks like this woman I know who only told me I was one of the loves of her life when she’d decided I was too much of a dick to go on qualifying. No I didn’t have sex with her and yes, she looked that good. Sophie Ellis Bextor continues to taunt me with her MILF-itude (yeah, that’s a mother.)
If you’re as in touh with your inner pop-tart as I am you should check out her records. Genius.
I find the first two offerings distinctly un-sexy, however Ms. Sophie falls synonymous with “Yum.”
I totally think the Hot Country Singer is hotter -less polished and a knowing humor.
Edco - I can’t disagree.
Vixen - If we’re ever in the place to choose, I’ll trade you a Hot Country Singer for a Bextor. Deal?
Sam-Deal. I have a soft spot for sex mixed with politics.