What Am I Supposed To Do?

Nudity, comedy and sex appeal in three very different music videos.

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Country fans will recognize the tune as ‘Jesus take the wheel’ which always sounded like a good idea to me. If you believe he’s up there let him drive and let’s settle this “God” debate once and for all.

‘Original Cast’ have paired a catchy, idiotic, song with a video in which all the instruments have been replaced with naked women painted as the instruments they’re replacing.

You might want to read that again.

The level of objectification (the women are never acknowledged as humans) makes most porn look pretty enlightened but once you’ve accepted these women would make any music which doesn’t sound like bacon dropped on tile, it’s a pretty amusing concept.

Taking a more subtle approach with less flesh and more direct language is “Hot Country Singer” who parodies those country songs which assert anyone who doesn’t like them is a communist child killer. Cunts Country fans will recognize the tune as ‘Jesus take the wheel’ which always sounded like a good idea to me. If you believe he’s up there let him drive and let’s settle this “God” debate once and for all.

The ‘Hot Country Singer’ misses our soldiers so much she wants to bang them and the song goes into useful detail about how, where and how hard. As you might guess from the ‘Daisy Dukes’ she’s partial to taking it in the loading bay.

If that’s hurt your head I suggest you cleanse your palette with Sophie Ellis-Bextor who has the best legs in pop, cheekbones you could cut yourself on and cavorts in the kind of dress women under 5′10″ shouldn’t wear. I’m talking to you Dita.

Sophie looks like the kind of pinup they used to paint on the front of planes and the video’s mixture of innocence and total awareness of her sexuality makes me want to paint her on the front of my plane.

(NB. By plane I mean ‘penis’, and by paint I mean ‘ask her to sit on’.)

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