Jenna Jameson Weighs Less Than 90lbs

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Jenna Jameson.

Jenna Jameson, who currently looks like Napoleon Dynamite dressed as Skeletor with tits, has decided to stop ignoring the increasingly obvious crisis of her physical condition and says she’s trying to gain weight.

“I got pretty skinny for a little bit. My lightest was about 92 pounds. I ate today!” Then on her way home, one of Jenna’s friends handed her a corndog, to which she announced, “I love hot dogs on a stick. So fucking sexy!”

(The accompanying picture shows Jenna about to take a bite out of her imaginary corndog. She spent the next half hour trying to puke it back up.)

That puts Jenna, sans implants, under 90lbs.

She sounds like a parent junkie who tells you they’re trying to kick the smack. Just ‘deciding’ to gain more weight almost certainly won’t do it. She can afford to get treatment and I hope she does. Eating disorders and drug addictions kill people.

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