Jenna Jameson.
I’ve been to LA from London twice in ten days and returning to earth can’t click a link for seeing the MSB (MainStream Blogosphere) freaking out over Jenna J’s uncomely, newly visible, bones.
Here’s what’s happening.
- Anyone who’s had a boob-job knows plastic surgery and weight-loss don’t mix. All that stretched skin and scar tissue looks rough when it starts to sag.
- Jenna’s had a very well publicized meth habit and meth, makes you thin. I’m not saying Jenna’s back on meth but damn is she thin.
- Jenna needs better PR. The ’stress’ excuse for sudden weight loss is like the ‘exhaustion’ one for sudden loss of consciousness. If stress made you thin gyms would replace all those mirrors with pictures of tigers and personal trainers would creep up on you dressed as death. Not eating makes you thin. Stress has nothing to do with it (have you seen Al Gore?)
She’s falling apart faster than a clown car on a cobblestone street. Sad, but I’ve got to say I like this outfit. Very Sydney Bristow.
It is very “Sydney Bristow.”
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I miss Alias, damnit.
You know, (reluctantly) looking at the picture again, there’s something… pathetic… about it. It’s like someone that’s unaware of her loss of attractiveness (i.e. an aged movie star) trying to recapture that attractiveness by posing in a certain way… and it just comes off as pitiful. Or maybe that’s just my imagination. *shrugs*
Chris - So we’d both do Sydney (though her mom’s even hotter). You know, that was the kindest ‘Thin Jenna’ picture I could find…
Kind… yeah, I can see that.
Yes, Sydney’s mother (Lena Olin) is/was/is freakin’ hot… especially in that black widow kill-ya-after-you-mate kind of way.
Chris - Lean Olin is up there with the young Grace Kelly as seriously disruptive in the pants department. Dibs.
I was there when she posed for this pic. it was at Exxxotica Miami. I had the same response - so thin - nice outfit. I also liked her bob. From the back it was pretty cool. Chic.
Of course that day she looked very different from the HUGE photo of her that was part of the booth. More stylish, less pin-up, painfully thin. Her face was wonky as ever. That amount of plastic surgery frightens me. I feel like I am looking at some alien’s version of a human being.
Seska - She’s really got a surgery addiction. Maybe she likes the recovery room morphine. When I, very briefly, had some professional contact with Jenna she was surrounded by some really bad people (including her ex). She needs better, smarter, more positive friends. She’s achieved a lot but to see her spunk it all away on messy divorces and drugs is tragic. I hope she gets a decent third act.
On another note - I think her hairs the best it’s been since she went brown.
I just saw a pic of Paris Hilton with Jenna. Paris is by far the more attractive of the two (in that picture). That makes my anatomy sad
Female porn stars can (not always, in all circumstances) develop body dismorphic disorder. It explains excessive plastic surgery. More recently I was watching Stacey Valentine’s doco, and it was horrendous; I found it painful to watch.
Chris - I saw that pic too. Jenna makes Paris look chunky. Not sexy.
Anastasia - The Stacey Valentine doc’s a classic. It’s got to be more than five years since I saw that. the surgery Jenna’s had is mostly quite old. It’s the stuff she’s done to her face which seems particularly noticeable now. Cheek implants, her ancient chin implant and now (I suspect) a facelift.