Alex Caudino ft. Crystal Waters “Destination Calabria”

A uniformed marching-band who may adjust your baton.

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As Waters is now 43, and thus too old to be seen without a burqa on MTV, the video for her latest rumpshaker features an array of dancers dressed as bandsluts pushing the limits of upskirt titillation.

Crystal Waters is best known for releasing the aural toxin known as ‘Gypsy Woman‘ in 1991. It’s still in my head and if it’s not in your it goes “La da dee, la da da, la da dee, la da daa” and will kill a small section of your brain and live there forever after a single listen.

(If you can’t remember it for God’s sake don’t listen to it now. Consider yourself lucky and just get on with your life. There are people all over who’ve had to go and buy CASIO’s just to get it out of their head. Who knew homelessness could be so catchy?)

As Waters is now 43, and thus too old to be seen without a burqa on MTV, the video for her latest rumpshaker features an array of dancers dressed as bandsluts pushing the limits of upskirt titillation because I really like what short skirts and round butts do together.

I suspect none of these ladies actually play the trumpet.

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