Nathalie Portman.
I love Nathalie Portman. Her name means ‘Yum’ in Hebrew and this blog is a ruse designed to put me in a position where I can write ‘Nathalie Portman is Naked’ someday and illustrate the post with images taken in the back of my van.
Then I’ll stop blogging and the era of ‘creatively deviant sex with Nathalie Portman’ will begin but today is not that day. The clips from Goya’s Ghost doing the rounds of the web are, in the best Hollywood tradition, a montage of shots of Portman’s face, arms and legs and an unknown double’s bumps, humps and slice (which is a great name for a cop show by the way).
Still. It’s Portman. Imaginably nude.
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There’s a lot of not very sexy torture here (you can disagree with in the comments you sick fuck) but whatever - it’s Nathalie Portman. Naked.
(NB: Don’t believe what anyone says about these images being ‘leaked’, this is a marketing stunt. With a naked Nathalie Portman at my side I could sell Al Gore a Hummer which ran on compressed carbon dioxide and fetal blood.)
Eh, Natalie Portman’s nekkidness is overrated. Having seen the pics that were all over the net a couple of years ago, her being “imaginatively naked” now holds very little appeal. Now, if she were having some Skinemax sex….
Chris - Portman’s never shot a nude scene to date so the pictures from a few years ago must have been of body doubles or fakes. Send them to me for… analysis. She dropped out of Lolita over the sex issue too. Though weak, this is the most naked she’s been…
No no no… au contraire, mon frère - she has some “topless at the beach” shots…
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http://www.badassmofo.com/images/nat1.jpg
There ya go.
Chris - I’d forgotten pap shots. Like pap smears they’re not always pleasant. Wow she’s young there. I need a shower. Wash the guilt away.
LOL
Indeed… indeed.