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‘m not ashamed to say I rock tighty-whities – if you’re shipping a Henry Moore you strap it down in the truck – and these are possibly the greatest underwear ever made.
Normally I just look for something with the lifting capacity I require with a waistband which doesn’t suggest my self-esteem is linked directly to my underpants (it’s linked directly to what’s in them. I’m a man). That’s why this pair is so life-changing.
When you’re the kind of guy people assume has an elephant in their pants, it gets tiring having to turn your pockets inside out and open your fly in order to prove your point. These bad boys have the picture of an elephant on the front and, in case that’s not enough, real, waggable, ears.
They’re by Intimissi and God-damn are they comfortable. Wearable porn. It’s going to be a lucky night.
(NB: Some people think I shouldn’t be allowed to use money.)
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I prefer men in those type of boxer-briefs. Regular baggy boxers make me think of teenage boys who have their huge pants around their knees and their ugly boxers showing. (I think that’s what you people call a chav.) Plain panty-style briefs make me think of old men. Tight boxer shorts are the way to go!
It’s just charming that you call them underpants.
Furry – A lot of women prefer boxer-briefs but I find they never lie flat because the leg bits are too long. What I’d like is a pair similar to the trunks Daniel Craig wore in Casino Royale. Those were square cut and looked pretty good. then again he looked pretty good and maybe it’s just my gayness bubbling over and clouding my judegement.
Alwaysarousedgirl – I’m a limey. They’ll always be underpants to me.