The Ron Jeremy Economy

The hedgehog T-Shirt underground.

Ron Jeremy is a really nice guy but you don’t tend to associate his name with good taste. Good tastebuds maybe, the guy does to buffets what Halliburton does to no-bid contracts (Zing!), but he’s the last person you’d expect to find in the celebrity homes issue of Wallpaper.

When I found this T-Shirt (pictured) in a store today I was taken aback. It’s actually pretty nicely designed. I’d almost wear it. ‘The Hedgehog’ looks good as a South Park/minifig chimera. Who’da thunk it?

As I wasn’t about to drop £20 ($4,000,000) on a T-shirt simply so I could blog about it, I instead committed the manufacturer’s website to memory and walked home, to discover I’d lost it somewhere between the parts of my brain dedicated to ‘breasts’ and ‘ninjas’ – forcing me to spend the next hour Googling for a picture of the thing.

Did you know 50% of world manufacturing is dedicated to producing T-shirts carrying the image of Bill Clinton’s favorite Jew?

They’re. Fucking. Everywhere.

Crazy.

Ron for President.

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