Jizzus Christ! (on a Fucking Bike)

Jesus themed porn means Christian fundamentalists still aren't as frightening as the Taliban.

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Jesus themed porn is always worth celebrating however low the production standards or personality filled the participants.

I’m staggered that the producers of “The Cumming of Jizzus” don’t know some Muslim groups will fatweh you ass for shit like this, so enjoy it while it lasts and laugh quietly at their imminent violent death brought to you in part by SugarBank.

Did I say low budget?

“5 days before filming, I was fortunate enough to find a massive roll of white cloth on an industrial spindle down at the local Salvation Army. As soon as I saw it, I knew it’d be perfect for the temple “tent” in our director’s (Chelsea Chainsaw’s) living room.”

Ahh… the theatre.

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