Carla Bruni.
Carla Bruni might be the most famous person you’ve never heard of (not you - you know everything).
She’s an Italian who’s best loved in France for her French language singing career, but she became famous for dating rock stars and modeling.
I’m telling this backwards. She was a supermodel, who dated rock stars and then launched a singing career. Isn’t that so much more predictable? Actually she’s pretty good. Who doesn’t love a breathy chanson? (Just ignore a rumor Donald Trump might have once put his dick in her. She’s heir to a vast tire fortune and who hasn’t thrown a little plasma thinking about a hot chick with unlimited access to cross-ply white-walls?)
Why am I writing about her here? She loves to get naked and looks good doing it. Her second album’s out this month. If Enya’s still part of your shag soundtrack replace it with this and if you don’t score, mess up the cover.
