Michelle Manhart.
In 2006 anyone who claims surprise when they’re kicked out of the Army Air Force for posing in Playboy is a fucktard.
However, if you’d like to see what it took Michelle Manhart to get ‘relieved of her duties’ I can help. I warn you, it’s dull.
(links removed at the request of Tatyana Cherkashina @ Playboy citing the DCMA)
Amazingly the press still pretends people in this position are surprised when they’re reprimanded thus feeding Playboy, and its models, the publicity they hoping for.
As for the military – Playboy hot training officers seems more like a recruiting tool than a cause of concern to me.
(NB: I know plastic surgery’s free to those who serve but are those falsies the best the Army can do? They look like cheap hamburger two pool balls in baloney socks)
Popularity: 93% [?]
Cheap hamburger? There’s some side drift and they’re on the firm side but not grotesquely so. I’ve seen a lot worse.
It’s the levels of apparent intelligence that concern me. As a milbrat I can tell you that if you pay even the smallest amount of attention during the recruiting paperwork, you’ll realize that once you enlist you give up a lot of priveleges – and rights – that civilians enjoy. One of those is control over your private life and the amount of leeway you get in your personal choices and public image.
It’s common knowledge that for people in the right positions a lot is overlooked (once you’re established in the system, the system looks after its own – I mean that as a statement of fact, not a negative) but if you make an egregious judgement error before you get there then you’re going to be smacked down for it.
Yeah, I’ve seen far worse jobs. Besides, she’s gorgeous, and what a nice, nice ass.
I’m sure she got paid a decent sum to pose… but whether or not it was worth it to give up that army paycheck *hears raucous laughter from the Peanut Gallery* when you’re married with 2 kids is debatable, I’m sure.
One way to stay outta Iraq I suppose…
And “cheap hambuger?” Come on; as long as she stays away from the back arching, they look *fine*.
Sabrina, Chris, Rich – Cheap hamburger might have been a little dramatic, but it’s a bad job. Small implants that seem to be hanging free in her chest and look like pool-balls under tension. Not good. Don’t forget, she’d photoshopped to all get-out here. This is not what this woman looks like naked.
Hmm. True – I’ll get back to you on that when I’ve seen her naked.
All that should go without saying… but I think we’ve all seen enough recent porn and are thusly qualified to judge on the quality of bad boob jobs. So… I’ve seen far, far worse than hers, airbrushing and ‘chopping be damned.
Chris – Maybe I’m crazy but I sincerely think this woman looks horrible from every angle. Is fugly harsh? Am I being harsh?
Plastic surgery is not necessarily free in the military. There are cases/times when it happens, but its not cart blanche.
BTW… I absolutely loved your opening comment!
SHE SHOULD BE SENT TO BAGDAD. AS A MORAL BOOSTER NAM
VET SEND HER TODAY
Dave – I love an expert. What’s the deal on the Army’s free surgery deal? Any deets?
Smart! Now she doesn’t have to go to Iraq…She is playing safer than people think.
Michele Manheart was in the Air Force
With Bush’s new “surge” Iraq plans posing for Playboy could be the modern day draft dodging. Kind of like fucking the same sex and ignoring the Don’t ask, don’t tell to get out of going to fight the rich man’s war.
I know this chick personally and baring it all for Playboy is the most tasteful thing shes done in her personal life.
Joe – I sense a touch of bitter there. Tell us more….
Vixen – You’re anti-war right? Just a feeling I’m getting…
Shane – Thanks for the correction. Fixed.
Ugly from every angle? yes, that’s harsh. Not your thing, fine, but generically attractive in that inimitable playboy way.
and is it really news at this point that playboy ’shops their models to hell and back?
Rich – I don’t even think she looks very ‘Playboy’. Frankly they’d publish anyone controversial enough – Monica Lewenski included. I’m kind of touched by my readers coming to her aid. I am truly in the minority here. Next up – a regular feature called ‘No Sam Wouldn’t’
Sam – the first response in google images on “fugly”:
http://www.fifthavenuegazette.com/uploaded_images/fugly-734685.jpg
i’m not saying it’s a *good* boob job. just saying it’s more attractive than the above link.
I saw a “before” picture of Ms. Maylene via Fleshbot earlier, and wow – the after pic is so amazingly-doctored and altered as to almost make her a completely different person… which means someone was doing their job, I guess.
Rich – That’s really hard to argue with. Damn, I need to wash my eyes.
Chris – Yep. She’s been pretty aggressively revised. Even young flawless women are plasticized for Playboy…
Sam, you should know better than that – plastic surgery is NOT free in the military unless there is a medical reason for it, and even then you’ve got to jump through some SERIOUS hoops and turn into some kind of freakish monstrosity for them to okay it.
Wish we would have seen you at AVN, after the last few years it would have been nice to finally meet you…