Happy Thanksgiving

An ex nude model finds religion.

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Crissy Moran.

I’ve spent the afternoon elbow deep in oil, string and plastic syringes. Sadly the only thing that got fucked was a 12lb Turkey.

I don’t use this blog to talk about my personal life, which is probably why most of you read it, but in porn that makes me the exception rather than the rule. Even if you ignore my winning personality and diamond abs.

If you read other porn blogs you might have noticed a recent wave of religious recrimination. Predictably Luke Ford remains the jizz-bizz’s own confused fundamentalist faux-Jew, but Donny Pauling has recently decided that Jesus is better than vagina and Crissy Moran is very publicly working out the issues raised by a Dickensian childhood.

I feel for performers like Crissy. When I last saw her in a professional environment (back when she was in softcore) she had the glazed tunnel vision of someone who is as unsure of what they’re doing as they are determined to do it. Worse for her, she’s sold her image and her name which now means her old site, CrissyMoran.com, is running independently and against her wishes.

Pornographers like Donny don’t deserve any sympathy. Only people blind to other people’s feelings (that’d be sociopaths) knowingly collaborate in other people’s self-destructive decisions. Being ready to shoot confused, angry people who aren’t aware of the consequences of their actions is like giving tattoos to drunk people. Porn doesn’t have to be a messy business and if you’re open to running a ’sticky floor’ operation the consequences are well-documented and obvious. Pornographers who only discover the people around them are hurt and confused when they find religion can’t have been paying much attention before.

Porn doesn’t hurt people, assholes hurt people. Crissy and Donny are forgetting that.

(No pictures of Crissy involved with a Turkey were available. Sorry).

PS. Enjoy your food and don’t deep-fry inside okay?

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