In the UK the last couple of years has seen the rise of a new type of men’s magazine aimed firmly at teens to twenties and designed to stimulate the smaller of men’s two brains.
Almost unbelievably, by staying shy of pubic hair these titles have managed to avoid being labeled ‘porn’ and enjoy distribution and sales opportunities traditional porn would jizz over.
Now the web’s following suit. The GooTube’s stuffed with teenage girls in micro-mini-is-it-there-kinis ‘dancing’ for our pleasure, and don’t try and tell me I’m the only person who’s filed ‘RocketBoom‘ under sex in their feed aggregator.
While ‘crossing over’ has long been the aim of porn stars, there are already a generation of celebrities in the UK who are only famous thanks to their comfort with sexual nudity, and yet avoid any of the ‘hooker’ stigma that goes along with stuff like this.
In 2006 the easiest way to use your sex to get rich and famous is to keep your panties on. When will America catch on and who’s going to embrace Demi-porn - low brow, high-nudity, humor, no muff - offline?
How long has the UK been around? Yeah? Well, when the US reaches that age, give or take a century or three, we’ll have loosened our uptight asses almost enough to allow such things to occur.
Chris - Loosen your asses? You obviously haven’t seen the video of the girl in the Jacuzzi…
That’s the term I used, and I’m sticking to it! (Albeit, reluctantly. Bah.)