Carrie Underwood.
So I was watching that clip of Faith Hill at the country music awards and I noticed two things.
- The Country Music Award looks like a dildo
- Phonetically, the Country Music Awards abbreviates to ‘The Cunts’
Could this be random coincidence? I choose to believe not (images of Carrie Underwood’s shaven peach-fish open like a redneck’s banana split come courtesy of me - you’re welcome.)
On another note, this alleged clip of Britney Spears breathing meat is a sad reminder that sex is getting worse because of porn. Apparently this is video of a blow-job but, thanks to movies in which what looks good is traded for what feels good, she’s using more hand than mouth. She’s also heard the frenulum is the key to male pleasure and ladies I’ve got to tell you, that shit tickles. Why can’t we rename it a slow suck job for accuracy’s sake. This looks more like poor mic technique than good sex.
With oral like this their divorce seems predictable. Porn sex in the real world? No thank you…
I have heard that the PSE (porn star experience) is now a common request of escorts. Obviously the clients have never been on a typical porn set. Nor do they know the adage - what looks good does not necessarily feel good.
People are still believing that’s Britney, when I could have sworn it was pretty-much proven it wasn’t just days after it was posted (check Fleshbot - I’m too lazy, and the woman in the “Mature” ad to the immediate right of the comment box - the one with the glasses and someone squeezing her left boob - is distracting me).
Seska - The PSE? A cold deli plate and an appointment with Ron Jeremy.
Chris - It’s probably not but the point stand and you just KNOW there’s a K-Fed, Britney tape out there. These are not smart people. Camera phones are ruining decadence for everyone….
I’m 100% sure the actual footage exists, and it’s extremely-valuable footage. Camera phones are ruining decadence? I dare sare home video cameras and the preponderence of porn, where everyone thinks they can make a porn movie, have long-since ruined it. I blame Pam and Tommy Lee.
Americans finally realize the try-before-you-buy works just as well with sex as it does with commodities. Rather than marrying and then shacking up with hot sex coming after the nuptuals, Americans are increasingly putting out before putting on the wedding rings.Women are just as likely as men to get it on before matrimony.
I think this is just the sign of the times. I mean, we like to test things, try them out, before making a purchase. Why should sex and marriage be any different? The stigma associated with pre-marital sex is dead. Long live free love!