Dita Von Teese.
On Monday I wrote a post called:
Religious Meat – Your Gods Are Coming
When for a few short hours some believed SETI might be about to announce contact with an alien civilization. Then they didn’t, and making it relevant to the jizz bizz was hard (”to understand Eon McKai, one must first understand the concept of alienation…”)
So for hours I tried to work some of these Mike Tyson quotes into a post on porn.
“[He] called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.”
But material that great you can’t improve on. Even if like Mike:
“My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It’s ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm.”
Then I realized. I have porn fatigue.
It happens once every couple of years. A feeling there’s nothing smart left to say about this sweaty business which blogging’s only heightened. When you shout into the void you want things to change and porn, of late, isn’t changing much at all.
Last week Dita Von Teese hit London for her first public performance and the press went crazy (we Brits are big on tits). I was just depressed. I remember talking to Dita when she was just a shy nude model with a fetish website and a Bettie Page fixation (she gave the impression I was scaring the shit out of her which says a lot given she later married Manson). I thought she lacked charisma and wasn’t that pretty. Now she’s another ambassador for porn who doesn’t really do porn. She’s so non-porn even Hefner likes her. Which means I can’t really make anything of what she does. Especially if I have to refrain from pointing out she’s not so great looking.
Porn’s messing with my mojo (it shot my taste in women years ago – I think Dita’s plain – funny even to me and I said it).
Perhaps I should write about the non-porn pornographers? It’s a start and far more interesting than my travel plans, personal life or stories about funny things that happened while shopping for rugs. I did run into half of Girls Aloud a couple of days ago but all the best bits of that story are too private to mention. Perhaps I need another blog for this stuff…
I’ll be back.
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Rest up and come back refreshed and ready to post interesting blogs on a semi-daily basis again, damnit!
*shakes fist*
Chris – I’m back!
That was fast! Never underestimate the power of a shaking fist!
Chris – I guess I suffered the worst of it in the last few weeks. I’ve watched the trailer for ‘Rocky Balboa’ on a loop all day and I’m ready to give it a shot. I’m in the middle of my blogging montage…
Does this mean I have Eye of the Tiger in my head now? Yes, I think it does.
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I hate you, Sam.
Well, I’m not sure if I’d exactly call her plain. And the picture you include above is certainly the most fetching one I’ve ever seen of Ms Van Teese. Almost enough to make me want to check out her Andrew Blake movies.
I have to admit I like non porn porn better than the regular kind. I like the underwear Dita is wearing in the photo that accompanies this post.
Hi all,
Who's your favorite porn star or nude model and why?
My favorite nude model right now is Kyla Cole from the Czech Republic because she is perfect in every way and I love her brown hair/blue eye combination.
My favorite porn star is Teagan Presley because she's just hot and dirty.