Meg Griffin.
The third in a short series of interviews with a typical American family regarding their feelings about, and use of, pornography.
Name: Megan Griffin.
Age: 17
Sam Sugar:: Hi Meg.
Meg Griffin:: I cannot believe my parents are making me do this. Isn’t it like illegal or something?
Sam Sugar:: Don’t worry Meg. I just want to ask you a few general questions.
Meg Griffin:: Just make it quick. This is skeevy.
Sam Sugar:: Do you know what pornography is Meg?
Meg Griffin:: Oh-my-GOD. Of course I know.
Sam Sugar:: Is it something people have shown you, or have you got porn of your own?
Meg Griffin:: Me? Got porn? That’s ridiculous.
Sam Sugar:: Why?
Meg Griffin:: I don’t need it. Porn’s for losers.
Sam Sugar:: How have you come into contact with it?
Meg Griffin:: You wouldn’t even believe me if I told you.
Sam Sugar:: Try me.
Meg Griffin:: One day I was looking through my drawers and there’s just this stack of magazines stuck in the back. They were just there. I told you you wouldn’t believe me.
Sam Sugar:: Actually Meg, I do. Did you look at them?
Meg Griffin:: No! Well, not intentionally. I had to move them. They just sort of fell open.
Sam Sugar:: And how did they make you feel.
Meg Griffin:: Fat.
Sam Sugar:: Anything else?
Meg Griffin:: Ugly.
Sam Sugar:: Did they stir any other emotions in you?
Meg Griffin:: Like did they turn me on?
Sam Sugar:: Did they?
Meg Griffin:: That’s stupid.
Sam Sugar:: Because you’re not attracted to women?
Meg Griffin:: No. There were hardly any women in them. Just guys all dressed up in rubber and stuff. Weird stuff. I guess that’s what my mom’s into. It was kinda gnarly.
Sam Sugar:: You think these magazines are your mothers?
Meg Griffin:: Of course they’re moms. Who else would want to look at men all… Oh. My. God.
Sam Sugar:: Thanks for your time Meg.
Poor Meg….
Chris - you have so much heart…
It goes well with fava beans and a nice Chianti.