The best ways to win any competition run by me are:
- Sexual favors
- Sexual loans
- Sexual gifts
- Acts of rank idiocy
Alison impressed me. Setting fire to your face is ridiculously un-intelligent especially when it’s being done purely for entertainment purposes. A copy of ‘The Heart is Deceitful Above all Things’ for you!
Want a copy yourself? See here…
Yay, it’s so nice to win something. See, we don’t just do it for entertainment…there’s also fabulous prizes! In all seriousness, if you get a chance, check out the Aerial Angels performing the tongue-to-tongue-to-tongue transfer (three girls passing fire to each other via tongue) as well as aerial silk and bullwhip (I can take a cigarette out of your mouth with a whip) at one of our upcoming gigs in the USA or Europe. More blatant plugs and our schedule are on our website and our Myspace page. (/aerialangels).
Thank you, Uncle Sam
Allison
Three of the four I can do, but you must enlighten me, what are ’sexual loans’……..?
Isabella - It’s a pleasure (and I’m too young to be your Uncle - fucker)
Magdelena - A sexual loan. Well you give me some sex and later, I give it back. It’s fair that way…
Does it make me more or less respectful of your youthful status to point out that “deceitful” is misspelled in the headline?
Isabella
During my commune days there was a group of gals that had communal sex toys that they shared. I wasn’t involved because to me dildos are not library books-you don’t loan them out. But I would guess that would also qualify as a sexual loan.
Vixen - that’s just not hygenic. Ugh. Then again if I sat on it we might be okay…