I recently discovered (via Metafilter I think - I can’t remember) an ancient thread at Something Awful which is a mine of the kind of possibly-true information that makes the web worthwhile. Supposedly posted by a Whitehouse insider (who appears to be in the Secret Service) it’s a list of revelations about the people currently running America.
If you’re a Republican it’ll make you’re blood boil. If not it’s one part terrifying, one part told-you-so and one part wildest dream. You can see it for yourself here (and be sure to read the pages of follow-up).
What moved me to post was the sex connection. If this post is true the Whitehouse is being run by a man who’s not only a fundamentalist Christian (though it’s not as if non-fundamentalist Christianity is particularly sane) but has also been rendered impotent by anti-depressant medication.
Which makes some of those anti-sex initiatives and the porn clamp-down a little easier to understand.
Thinking of Republicans and sex (sorry for planting that image) reminded me of my favorite blog post of last year, the brilliant satire-cum-slash-fiction of ‘I Fucked Ann Coulter in the Ass, Hard‘. If you’ve not read it, or it’s equally funny sequel ‘Back in Ann Coulter’s Ass-Saddle Again‘, you’re in for a treat.
Revisiting ‘I Fucked Ann Coulter in the Ass, Hard’ (damn that’s fun to type) I noticed it’s been almost a year since it was written. When the piece was fresh it appeared on the first page of Google’s results for searches on ‘Ann Coulter’ but sadly no more. We can fix that.
On the 24th I’ll be re-linking to ‘I Fucked Ann Coulter in the Ass Hard’ in an attempt to inspire other bloggers to do the same and ensure that anyone looking for the ‘writing’ of America’s favorite fascist (and it’s okay to say that because she is a fan of what she calls “…the benefits of local fascism.“) finds ‘I fucked…’ first. Feel free to join me.
NB: I know for a fact that Ann Coulter regularly call’s pornsters in LA trying to find underground scat parties. That’s right, you heard it here first - she loves the brown (check out her easy-clean scat-munchers dress above). Nasty.
Priceless. Absolutely priceless.
Hm, I wrote Bachem (the Ann Coulter author) last October and he said he was working on something. I’ve sent him another email.
I remember reading that post way back when (and loving it to death). Somehow the impotence doesn’t surprise me at all either.
When I blogged that post last year, Ann Coulter was one of my top search hits. I like this little bit of Google jamming.
Great idea, I’ll link too. Have you seen her Adam’s apple? Looks a little trannie in that picture methinks.
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blpic-coulteradamsapple.htm
Vixen - Huslter just ran a cartoon of a naked Coulter notable for her large penis. Given the idiocy of her statements I’m not sure she’s actually human. Subtle differences like male and female seem pretty generous…
I named it Fucked In The Ass Anniversary-one of my favorite post titles yet.