Sometimes I wake up and think this gig’s affecting my outlook. Read the following and note any danger-signs.
- You think every attractive woman you meet must be a stripper.
- Whenever someone says ‘ATM machine’ you smile - and then have to explain A2M to your confused friends.
- You think twenty-five year old women are mature, and thirty year old women are past it.
- The name Jenna makes you think Jameson, not Bush.
- You have an opinion on Rob Black or Max Hardcore.
- You think unshaved pussies look ‘funny’.
- Double D’s are just right.
- (Men) You put one leg up on the bed when you have sex doggy-style because it leaves more space for the camera. (Women) You slap your cheeks with his dick during oral because you think it looks ‘nasty’.
- Every time you have sex it goes oral, vaginal, anal, cumshot.
- You rub cum in instead of wiping it off.
QUOTE: You think twenty-five year old women are mature, and thirty year old women are past it.
If 30 year olds are “past it” I must be dead at 44! Thanks for making me feel really, really, really old.
The Teacher
8/10. I’m in trouble…
Sabrina - it’s those two questions you’re not answering yes to that’ll really get people’s wheels turning….
Teacher - it’s not me. My beautiful friend Aimee Sweet was telling me a couple of weeks ago that she didn’t want to model for much longer, becuase “…people are gonna get sick looking at my old ass.”, and she’s not going to be 30 till the second decade of this century. If you’re curious about her ‘old ass’ Google her and weep.
Googled and wept. I could look at her old ass for at least another decade.
7/10, and my ‘career in porn’ is only a couple weeks old. I can’t decide if that’s a good sign or not.
Dan - Aimee work’s Daisy Dukes like no woman I know. It’s probably not going to help, but she’s really funny (and shockingly happily married).
7/10… it woulda been 8/10 but she prefers to have me throw the condoms away instead of letting her drink out of them.
6/10 does that make me average?
JohnIan - expect baby sitting offers…
Regarding #8 and #10… are you saying that the sweet girl I met last summer who did those things completely on her own initiative just for me might not have been as sweet as she seemed?