As every wise person knows, what the web is missing is another place to buy ‘funny’ T-Shirts. With that knowledge I’ve put together a SugarBank store, SugarSwag, in time for the Holidays.
YEAH! MERCHANDISING! LET’S GO!
I can tell you’re excited.
There are three designs, aimed at porn lovers, bloggers and trendsetters everywhere, they read:
- “My blog’s pretty jackoffable”
- “The Greatest Threat Posed by Porn is Tennis Elbow”
- “Sex (Porn), Drugs (Caffeine) and Rock ‘n’ Roll (MP3’s)”
They’re available on a variety of T-Shirts (some with long sleeves) styled for men and women (no kids, even I draw the line somewhere). They’re all American Apparel, made in the US (not in a sweatshop) and printed with flock (flock’s that slightly furry, velvety stuff so, unlike a regular screen-printed T-Shirt, people are going to want to rub you when you wear these). They’re very expensive and worth every penny.
Here’s an enormous picture of everything on offer, it’ll help you decide if expending the energy to click on this link is worthwhile. You can see the designs at full-size in the store, which is where I suggest you go next:
Of course I can’t forget the hotpants. Everyone needs hotpants…
Popularity: 49% [?]
I love the tennis elbow slogan. Now instead of ranting, I’ll be able to just point to the shirt…
Exactly Sabrina, thank you. You’ll be able to say “Not only is the shirt I’m wearing comfortable, it’s a great value and available to buy now from SugarBank.com” or something…
Sam,
Where’s the hoodies for guys?!?
Ask and yea shall receive b. I’ll see what I can do. Let me know if there’s anything in particular you’re after…
I’m interested in the ““Sex (Porn), Drugs (Caffeine) and Rock ‘n’ Roll (MP3’s)” one in black.
Love the blurb.
Okay b, I’ll see what I can rustle up…
Awesome.
Although I think I would look a bit weird in those pink panties…
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Sweet as sugar, Sam.
Groovy designs Sam. Any reason you chose Spread Shirt? As opposed to Cafe Press? I’m working on a project and was planning to go to Cafe Press but have noticed people going with Spread Shirt.
Vixen,
There are a lot of options. I chose Spreadshirt mianly due to flexibility – that also means complexity and cost. I decided I’d rather pay for a little more customization than have a ‘free’ rig that was more rigid. I didn’t actually consider CafePress – I have heard too many indifferent things to be excited.