Sexy sheets by Damon Anthony
I’m sure you know that I know how to treat a lady.
R Kelly on the stereo, low lights and a selection of fine cheeses will get you to the sweat guaranteed. I’ve never met a woman who can resist candles, the ‘Chocolate Factory’ CD and slices of Provolone served from betwixt my buttocks.
However, even I realized my advanced game was missing something when I saw these ‘This is how I’m going to freak you’ sheets from Damon Anthony.
Damn.
They send a message of hitting-it-till-we’re-all-out-of-natural-lubrication that’s clear in any language.
File under: No one ever said that to make money selling sex you had to take your clothes off.